Is -ism me?

In a sad attempt to get blogging again, I am going to start by responding to this blatant prod. I agree with some of Jim's answers but to keep it interesting I've selected a disjoint set and knocked it up a notch.

I am:

Pragmatic about dogmatism.

Practicing consumerism.

Prone to defeatism.

Parodying athleticism.

Proof of determinism.

To keep it going, the same rule applies: if you've read this then follow suit blogging your own answers, even if you are busy writing your own blog engine.